Cousins Take Croatia 2014: the Wrap-Up

I’ve been back home in Virginia for four days now, and it’s hard to believe that it’s already been two weeks since our fun/crazy times on Hvar and a week since our experience living “pomaaaaalo” on Vis. I think it’s taken me this long to write something because, ultimately, I don’t have anything particular profound to share. The summary is: our trip was great; Croatia is amazing; everyone should go there; I will be back. 

I don’t think there’s anything Rachel and I would change given the chance to plan this trip again, except perhaps to spend more time in Bol and less time in Split. (Though on my very last night in Split, my friend Iva took me to the better beach, which was worth the 30-minute walk outside the city center; now I know that it’s possible to have an island-like beach experience in Split too, and to escape the crowds on the Riva.) 

Rachel and I both felt like this was one of the best trips we’d ever taken. It was important for us in different ways – we’re both going through important transition periods and about to take on a new and exciting stage of life. I won’t speak for her, but I will say that for me, it was the perfect way to close out my 20’s and my time as a student and young professional. I spent four years in the working world and three years in law school, and now that I’m about to start the rest of my life (professionally and otherwise) in a new country several days from now, it was essential – in ways I hadn’t realized before – to spend some time truly on vacation and connecting more deeply with an essential part of my identity. 

Future trips to Croatia are going to be hard for me because I will want to go back to all of our destinations again, but there are also islands in the north that I haven’t seen! We could do another trip next summer and go north – I’ve never to been to Zadar or Pula, or to their neighboring islands (Rab, Pag, Iz, Krk). I’m sure they’re all amazing, but I am so tempted to just keep repeating our formula from this trip! I especially want to go back to Brač, and I just don’t know how I could pass up Hvar (at least for the next few years while I’m still young enough to embrace its craziness). That, however, is the fundamental challenge of traveling; you inevitably fall in love with certain places and have to struggle to balance your desire to return with your desire to see new things. I am just thankful that Croatia, despite being a small country, offers plenty to keep us coming back, whether to relive old memories or to make new ones. 

Croatia Day 14: Split

We had a lovely last full day together in Split yesterday. We began with a hike (not a big deal after all the hills and stairs we’ve climbed on this trip!) up the Marjan hill overlooking the city. At the top there’s a nice 360-degree view of Split and its neighboring islands, which were visible but not too clear in the heavy haze. We were glad to get out of the busy city center, but we weren’t motivated to take any pictures… we’ve seen so much beautiful scenery in the last two weeks that we just couldn’t get as excited about this view!

Further back down the hill there was a a cafe on a terrace overlooking the city center, and we stopped there to get a drink and wait out the storm clouds that threatened rain. We were just about to leave, having concluded that the clouds had shifted to the surrounding mountains, when out of nowhere it started pouring, and we watched the mountains and even part of the city disappear in the heavy rain we thought had passed us over! (I cheated and took a picture of a postcard showing our view from this terrace – see below.)

When the weather had cleared, we made our way back down and into the city, where we wandered in and out of shops looking for souvenirs. We spent a long time in a great store selling all sorts of wines, brandies, olive oils, and plant products (like lavender) and also went into a music store in search of some tamburica music. The owner told us that the music from Dalmatia is just mandolin-based and that the tambura is more of an eastern Croatian thing. That was a lesson for both of us.

We spend about half an hour before dinner enjoying the early evening sun on the rooftop terrace. We could see all the boats coming and going. It’s interesting to think that the port authority probably has a much more difficult job than air traffic control in this country; there’s just so much going on by boat. There are always two big cruise ships parked in the harbor, and then Jadrolinija has ferries and catamarans of all sizes to take people and cars to the islands.

We went practically next door for dinner to a place called Konoba Lučac. Zrinka had told us in Komiža that “konoba” refers to the type of oven in which everything is baked, and now that we know that words, we’ve been seeing restaurants called konobas all over the place. This one had a terrace in the back, so we enjoyed the evening air. I had gnocchi with shrimp and zucchini, and Rachel had stuffed veal; both were excellent.

My friend Iva met us there when we finished, and we went into the city center to sample some rakija. Iva took us to a little hole in the wall place – there’s no place to sit; you just stand in front of the counter and tell the guy which flavor you want. A chalkboard on the wall listed something like 20 different flavors, most of which were foreign to me. We had small samples of blueberry, strawberry, honey, and something else the guy just felt we should try (we couldn’t decide what it actually tasted like). After that we walked along the Riva to a quieter bar off the main drag, where we sat on the second floor terrace and spent another couple of hours just hanging out.

It’s now 12:30 on my last day here; Rachel is on her way to England, and I’m just getting my things together for my trip back tomorrow. Stay tuned for one more post and a reflection on the trip as a whole!

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Croatia Day 13: Komiža to Vis to Split

Yesterday was our third and final day on the third and final island of this trip. We packed everything up and then went down to a café for a leisurely breakfast and some morning people-watching. Rachel got a cappuccino that looked better than any drink you could get at Starbucks, and because I can’t drink coffee, I got something called Cedevita. I first encountered this during World at Play. It’s like a cross between Emergen-C and Tang: it comes in powder form (in orange or lemon flavor), and you mix it with water. Like Emergen-C, it has a lot of vitamins in it and not many calories; like Tang, it has a robust flavor that far surpasses that of your average vitamin drink. I think Cedevita is really funny because if you order it at a café like this (it is EVERYWHERE in the former Yugoslavia), you’ll get a glass of water and a packet of Cedevita attached to a straw. It’s just a fun way to drink something. (If you buy it bottled, it’s even more fun: the powder is stored inside the cap, and as you twist the cap it’s released into the water below.) anyway, Cedevita is great, and I’m bringing some home with me!

After breakfast we walked around a bit, peering into shops and walking to the other edge of town (which takes about 10 minutes). There were lots of cute kids running around enjoying their last days of summer. We saw some nice clothing and some funny t-shirts (one said “I’m in Croatia, bitches!”) but didn’t buy anything until we got to the little market (read: three stalls) where an old lady was selling olive oil and honey. We figured this would be much better than anything we could buy in Split; I mean, this woman probably made all of this herself! Talk about locally sourced! I bought a jar of some honey with walnuts and berries floating in the top. Honey is a big thing here (supposedly “Balkan” means “land of blood and honey,” hence the title of Angelina Jolie’s movie about the war in Bosnia), and when I was here in 2011 practically every breakfast we ate involved bread and honey. My favorite type of rakija is called medica; med = honey.

At noon we went back to collect our things and say good-bye to Zrinka, who was as lovely as ever. I asked her if she knew anyone who could teach me Croatian if I came back, and she said she knew someone who’d learned a lot by just making it a point to sit with some of the old people who congregate each afternoon and talk with them (using a translation app). She said she’d learned English entirely from tv, and though she is not the first person to tell me that, I always find that remarkable. She said if I came back then we could talk to each other because she wants to improve her English, and I think she’d be a great tutor. We all exchanged a lot of best wishes, and she said “God bless you!” to us as we left. What a sweet woman!

We had a little over two hours to kill before the next bus that would take us back to Vis town (where the ferry would pick us up), so we trooped back to the other edge of town and sat for an hour on a bench under a large palm tree that had its own little courtyard with a view of the water. After that we went back to the restaurant we’d eaten lunch at on the first day, and our same waiter came over and again deliberately spoke to us in Croatian. (I understood him though and was able to respond!) We each had a salad and split an order of ćevapi (because inevitably you get an enormous amount of ćevapi, well beyond what you can really be expected to eat). Our waiter asked (in English now) where we were going next, and we learned that he too is not from the island but just working here for the summer. He wished us safe travels and a happy life. I just love how kind people are in this country!

We went to get on the 2:45 bus to Vis town and arrived around 2:30 to find that they were only driving a 16-passenger van rather than the full bus. We ended up being crammed into the narrow aisle as there were at least 21 of us in this van, and it was incredibly hot – we were all drenched in sweat after the 15-minute drive. (But at least we made it on the bus – two people showed up at 2:40 and were turned away, with no option but to wait until the next at 5:00!)

Stumbling out of the sweltering van and into the 80-degree air was like walking into a refrigerator, and we spent a few minutes sitting on our bags recovering. We had a few hours to wait, so we walked down the harbor and settled on an open piece of docking wall. This ended up being a prime location to watch a few big yachts arrive, and it’s quite a process they go through to dock! We watched expectantly to see who would descend from one that parked right in front of us, but sadly it was no one we recognized.

Our ferry left around 6:00, and we sat on the sun deck so that we’d have a prime view of the sunset, which would happen during the trip. We’ve seen some pretty spectacular sunsets here, but this was the winner. I was listening to some great music while taking pictures of it, and it was hard to resist the urge to dance around the deck! It filled is with such joy and appreciation, for the hundredth time, for the blessing this trip has been.

We arrived in Split (now very familiar to us) around 8:15 and had no trouble finding our way to our last apartment of the trip, located five minutes from the harbor. It’s owned by a family, and Mirko, one of the sons, met us and gave us an energetic and enthusiastic welcome. Their family has a vineyard on Korčula, so they provide everyone who stays here with unlimited free wine (including two bottles to take home) and also some liqueurs (flavors I have not yet tried). The apartment itself is small but very nice, and we have access to a rooftop terrace with a great view of the city.

We were pretty tired and unmotivated to actually go out to dinner, so we went into a local pizzeria to get some pizzas to go. The older lady who took our order was very cute, and the pizzas were delicious: mine had prosciutto and mushrooms. Once again, dinner immediately made me drowsy, so I climbed into bed and fell asleep in maybe 30 seconds.

Today is Rachel’s last day (she’s leaving tomorrow for England, where we’ll reconnect when I move to London on September 1), and I have two more days. Today we’re planning to explore a big park outside the city center, do some shopping, and then have a good final dinner and evening out. It’s hard to believe the trip’s almost over!

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Croatia Day 12: Komiža (Vis)

Our second day in Komiža was very different from the first. The day was essentially a series of successive failures and thwarting of plans!

We had made plans to take a two-hour trip to see the Blue Cave and were supposed to leave at 9:00. At first we were told that we were just being delayed an hour by the wind, but when we checked back at 10 we learned that it was so windy that the cave was actually closed for the day.

We decided to just head to a beach, so we walked along the same part of the coast along which we’d paddled the day before. It turns out there is a very unassuming gravel road winding behind some abandoned buildings that eventually takes you to some of the coves. We ended up on Kamenica beach, home to the town’s only night club (again: accessible only by long, out of the way gravel road) which serves as a bar during the day. We settled onto the smooth pebbles and stayed there for several hours, until it was time to come back for what would become our other failed plan of the day.

We’d heard that the owner of a winery on the island would give tastings if you called in advance, so we’d called in the morning and arranged to come at 4:00. The next question was how we would get there. We didn’t know where it was, really, and our options were renting a car or a scooter or taking a taxi. Now, scooters are a very European thing, and eventually I’d love to know how to drive one, so we thought about this as an option although the idea of driving a scooter on the high and winding roads of the island made me more than a little nervous. It turned out that I needn’t have worried because the agencies won’t rent a scooter to someone without experience – fair enough! Next option was a car. Almost all cars in Europe are manual transmission. I am capable of driving one but decided that it would be legitimately dangerous to try to do so on the aforementioned roads. We tracked down the one agency that supposedly had an automatic, but it was being repaired, so option two was out. This left us with a taxi. We thought this would be pretty simple, and after our experience with Emil in Bol, I was excited for another potentially fun taxi experience. As it turns out, there are maybe four taxis total in the town, and they are neither easy to find nor easy to take; they book fast. The best we could do was to get one at 4:30, which meant we’d be very late. We tried calling the winery but never got through, so after an hour of trying to sort this out, we ended up just saying “screw it!!!” and hitting the cafe from which I wrote the previous post.

The one thing that went according to plan yesterday was our dinner. We arrived promptly at 7 and were soon enjoying a free glass of sherry and an excellent bottle of wine recommended by our very nice waiter. We also tried something called Komiža Pogača. I recognized “Pogača” as a type of bread (I’ve even baked a loaf!), and we learned that this local version has tomatoes and anchovies or sardines in it. It was a very tasty appetizer and made us even more excited for the main course.

Our octopus peka arrived on a huge platter and included four octopuses, a lot of potatoes, and a handful of zucchini, tomatoes, and carrots. It had all been stewing in red wine for two hours and smelled incredible. The taste was the same: so hearty and a great blend of the different flavors. We couldn’t eat all the potatoes, but we ate every piece of the octopus! Those of you thinking this sounds gross might be comforted to hear that the octopus had lost any sliminess and instead was more like chicken in texture. We were 100% stuffed afterwards, but it was so worth it!

After four enjoyable hours at the restaurant, we went back home and fell asleep almost immediately despite the heavy noise coming through our open windows. Nothing like an octopus feast to knock you out!

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Croatia Day 11: Komiža (Vis)

Greetings from the island of Vis!

We’re presently sitting at a cafe. It’s 5:30 in the afternoon, and people are starting to make their way back to dry land after spending the day at the beach. Our cafe is protected from the late-day sun by a building, so it’s a popular one. The others along Komiža’s “downtown” waterfront (about 150 yards long) will get their turn later tonight.

Komiža, improbably, reminds me a bit of Paris. Although this town has only 700 residents during non-tourist season, right now it’s hard to tell who’s an islander and who’s a tourist. Everyone is at the cafés, at all times of the day. There is a feeling (reflected in the tourism literature but also directly reinforced by our host) that time here stands still, or at least moves more slowly. It’s the most relaxing place we’ve been.

Our very antique apartment (in the best sense) looks out over the Riva, which our host called “downtown.” There are maybe 12 cafés/restaurants along its edge. From our end to the other takes about three minutes to walk if we remind ourselves to slow down and move island-style. It’s so small that we recognize the waiters at each place. You can’t help but get the sense that if you stayed here for a week, you’d know everyone.

We certainly felt welcome immediately. Our host Zrinka met our bus (the ferry took us to a different town on the island) and actually HUGGED both of us in greeting. Coming from our less-than-ideal experience in Split, this alone won us over immediately. We loved her even more when she showed us our room, with its old furniture and windows that looked out onto the Riva (partially obscured by large palm trees), and when she then spent 20 minutes taking us through a detailed orientation to her town. She produced a map on which she’d marked her favorite beaches (accessible by kayak) and written over recommendations, like which restaurants served locally caught fish.

The best part of this orientation was the language lesson. She said to us: “there is just one word you need to know while you are here, and when you leave and go back to your lives, I want you to think of this word and the time oh spent here. That word is ‘pomalo.’ It means ‘slowly,’ and we even say it that way: pomaaaalo. On this island, we don’t rush. We relax.”

I immediately envisioned affixing a note with this word to my computer in my future London office…

Rachel and I spent a few minutes just gushing to each other about how lucky we were and how much we were going to love our time here. Eventually, we pulled on bathing suits and set off to follow Zrinka’s suggestion to rent a kayak. We were able to get one from a tourist agency; when I asked what time we had to bring it back, she just waved her hand and said “oh, just come back before it’s dark, otherwise I’ll worry about you.”

Paddles and waterproof barrel (to hold our stuff) in hand, we grabbed a quick lunch at one of the cafés, where our waiter became person number one of three that day to think I was actually Croatian. Apparently I’m just really good at pronouncing “dobar dan,” because this was not the first time that I’d said that only to have someone launch into rapid-fire Croatian. This waiter was very amused when I explained (in Croatian!) that I actually speak English, and he said “well because you fooled me, I’m going to keep talking to you in Croatian!” It occurred to me that this would be a great place to come and do some language immersion – there are a lot of people who speak some as English, but it would be really easy to meet people with whom to practice Croatian.

We picked up our kayak down on the beach and set off down the coast. Komiža is set into a really big bay – it’s essentially at the bottom of a wide U coming in from the sea, so it’s a little sheltered. The water was perfectly flat, so it was more like paddling on a lake than the ocean. All along our route there were small coves where people were swimming, though we had no idea how anyone had gotten to these places on foot as they all seemed to be at the bottom of cliffs and unconnected to any visible roads. We stopped a couple of times in smaller coves and eventually ended up pulling the kayak up onto the pebbles of a lovely cove that we had all to ourselves. It was such a tranquil and beautiful way to pass the afternoon.

We paddled back to town around 6 and then went to find the restaurant Zrinka had recommended. She’d told us to have the octopus peka – cooked in a huge, covered earthenware dish for two hours – and said that the best thing to do would be to go and make a reservation for the following night so that it would be ready when we arrived. We accomplished this and then showered before coming back down to the Riva for a simpler dinner at another place Zrinka had recommended. It was a popular choice, so we had to wait a bit, but this was fine because the best sunset yet was going on, so we wandered a little further down the harbor to take some pictures.

Our waiter for dinner was a guy in his 60’s who also found my limited knowledge of Croatian amusing and continued to speak to us in a mixture of both Croatian and English. I tried to throw our a different word or phrase each time he came by, and eventually he said “how you speak so much Croatian good?” 🙂 this made me very happy.

We wanted one more dose of internet (our apartment here, in keeping with the whole “pomaaaalo” lifestyle, doesn’t have wifi), so we went a couple doors down to a cafe/bar for a glass of wine. The cute waiter there also started speaking to us in Croatian and then, when telling us that the wifi password ended with 23, said to me “your age!” which of course was very flattering. (He refused to believe I was 29.)

So, our first day in Komiža was pretty fantastic. It felt great to be back on an island and to be in such a small town. We had a lot of fun in Hvar of course, but I think my favorite moments of this trip are from our experiences on the much smaller, more intimate and genuine Brač and Vis.

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Croatia Day 10: Dubrovnik to Split

We spent yesterday on the ferry, which left Dubrovnik at 8:30 and chugged slowly up the coast, stopping at Mljet, Korčula, Hvar, and finally Split around 7:30. We passed most of the time on the top level inside, with a great view and our own little area with a table and two semi-reclining chairs. I alternated between reading, gazing out the window, dozing, and listening in on conversations happening in Spanish and French around me. (This never gets old. One of my favorite things about being abroad is hearing other languages, particularly if I speak them!) The trip is slow but so beautiful. It’s hard to capture in pictures or in words just how blue the water is here. I spent some time on the deck staring down at it and reflecting on the best word to convey the brilliance of the color, and the best I came up with was “sapphire.” The Adriatic here is like one giant, sparkling sapphire.

It got warm in our area later in the day, so once we stopped at Hvar (promoting nostalgic sighs from both of us) we grabbed our bags and eased up to the top deck. It was great sitting in the sun with the salty wind blowing on us. People all around were sleeping, sunbathing, playing cards, entertaining their children, and drinking beer. There was an overwhelming sense of calm as we all just enjoyed ourselves. We made friends with a group of German guys (what is it with the German speakers on this trip?! I don’t speak German!) and then, finally, we were pulling into the now-familiar Split harbor.

My friend Iva met us at the dock and walked us to our apartment for the night. It turned out to be very lucky that she was with us. We were supposed to meet a friend of the woman whose apartment we had rented for the night in order to get our keys, and when we arrived at the designated meeting point (which was not where the apartment was) we found that no one at either of the two buildings marked 93 was the woman we were supposed to meet. (Instead we found some French men in bath towels.) Iva then called our “host” to straighten this out, and about 10 minutes and 10 mosquito bites later we were on our way up to our apartment, which was not the one we’d rented, but hey, you go with the flow. We couldn’t connect to wifi (hence why this is going up the next day), but the much bigger problem was that we couldn’t get out of the apartment. The key worked, but the handle just didn’t turn. We tried for a full five minutes before giving up, and Iva called our host (again, not the woman who’d let us in, whose number I’d never been given despite the obvious logic in doing so). The woman who’d let us in came back, and after we tossed her the keys from the window, she was able to open the door. Her conclusion was “just don’t shut this again.” So we were able to lock the door to the street but not the one to the actual apartment – we literally couldn’t close it without getting locked in. (Fortunately, the only other thing in this building was some sort of office downstairs, so it’s not like people were trekking past our open door all night.)

Anyway, having worked through the crises, I set off with Iva for a nice walk along the water (further than the Riva – there’s essentially a second Riva further down where there are only Croatians, yay!). We passed a lot of people dressed as Roman emperors (togas, olive leaf crowns, etc) because yesterday was day two of the Days of Diocletian, when Split celebrates its Roman history. According to Iva, anyone dressed that way on Tuesday can eat for free. It’s really funny to see. Later on we were sitting at a cafe in an alleyway when a group of Roman soldiers walked past; it was like being in a larger, ancient version of Medieval Times!

Rachel and I are now on the ferry to our last island of the trip, Vis. According to another Croatian friend of mine, Vis is supposed to be the most “pristine” of all of Croatia’s islands. It has a couple of famous lagoons, beaches, and charming, unspoiled towns. We’re excited to see all of this, to be back on an island, and to meet our host (who has been sending very welcoming messages and should thus be the total opposite of what we just experienced in Split.)

Pictures when we have a stronger wifi connection…

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Croatia Day 9: Dubrovnik

Today was our last day in Dubrovnik, and after the ton of walking and climbing we did yesterday, we opted for taking advantage of our terrace and its view, and we ended up spending most of the day out there. This is very contrary to my usual mode while traveling (see and do as much as possible), but one of the best things about this trip (and this country) is that we are able to feel so relaxed and not under pressure to see everything. Dubrovnik has a number of museums, galleries, churches, etc – the usual array of European offerings – but we are choosing to feel like we’re on vacation and just take it easy. It’s been so necessary for me after my summer of preparing for the bar exam. I have a feeling that when I get home I will be partially unrecognizable not only because of how tan I am but also because I will look so well rested and relaxed.

I did leave the terrace for a little while for a solo adventure to try to pick up our ferry tickets for tomorrow; I successfully used public transportation to get back to the fort, but Jadrolinija told me we have to pick then up tomorrow morning. It was still nice to have some private time around the city – not because I’m getting tired of Rachel! but because it just makes me feel more like I live here or something.

We watched a lovely sunset while drinking wine on the terrace and then went into the city one last time for a really great dinner – one of the best meals I’ve ever had (and I just spent eight months in Paris). We ended up splitting a bunch of appetizers, including cheese from the island of Pag (my favorite!), pickled peppers, fish pâté, stuffed squid, black cuttlefish risotto, and lamb in honey and lavender. (Oh my gosh. The squid and the lamb.) it was all delicious, and I just wish we could have ordered the whole menu! It was also really reasonably priced.

We’ll be spending most of tomorrow on the ferry to Split, where I will finally get to reunite with my friend Iva! I’m so excited to see her and to experience Split with a native. 🙂

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Croatia Day 8: Dubrovnik

Much of today’s activities are better expressed through pictures rather than words. We walked the wall encircling the old city (which takes several hours depending on how long you pause for pictures), had a yummy late lunch (stuffed peppers!), took the cable car to the top of Mount Srd to see the incredible view of the city and coastline, visited the small museum about the war in Dubrovnik, spent a few hours drinking Croatian wine and eating de-lec-table Croatian cheeses and prosciuttos, tried a few types of rakija, and watched a tamburica concert in the Stradun. GREAT DAY.

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Croatia Day 7: Dubrovnik

We arrived in Dubrovnik around 12:30 today and took a cab to our apartment, which is on the hill overlooking Old Town. The view from our terrace is nothing short of spectacular; it’s going to be hard to force ourselves to leave during the next two days, especially because once again getting home requires a real hike. This one mostly involves stairs – several hundred – so it’s rough! We’re going to be in amazing shape when we leave (and we were both already in pretty good shape before coming here).

We eventually left the view on the terrace and walked down to explore Old Town. I remember it fairly well from our trip eight years ago, but of course I didn’t see every single alley and street. We escaped the hot sun and had a late lunch near the water, then we walked down the Stradun (main street), surveying the various shops. We spent a while in a bookstore offering books in multiple languages, including English, so I was able to get something to replace my Kindle. They had a number of books about Croatia, Yugoslavia, and the war, but I overrode my inner nerd and opted for something more vacation-oriented. We also picked up a small book called “Flirting in Croatian,” which unfortunately for is is written to make audiences, but it’s still really funny to leaf through. My favorite was “posudiš mi telefon? Mama mi je rekla da je nazovem kad se zajubim,” which means “can I use your phone? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.”

At the far end of the Stradun we found one of my favorite things in Dubrovnik: it’s a rain spout located on the wall of a church about two feet above the ground. It’s shaped like a head, and eight years ago there were always people attempting to stand on it and retain their balance, which is really hard. I think I only made it five seconds or so last time. Today it was practically impossible – I have a video showing me trying and failing miserably to stay on for longer than a second!

We explored further into the city in search of what I remember as “the holes in the wall that lead to swimming.” As you can see from the pictures, Dubrovnik’s Old Town is circled by a very thick stone wall. Rachel wasn’t quite sure what to make of my assertion that there are just random openings in the wall, but sure enough we found two! Both lead to small cafe areas where there are also people leaping off the rocks into the sea – from quite high; we watched two guys shuffle along the wall and then leap from about 15 meters above the water. It’s very cool to see!

We got a basic orientation to the rest of the walled area before heading back up to the apartment. We stopped on the way to get a few groceries for our chill evening – the idea was to recover from last night and Hvar generally by just staying home. We ended up going down once more to do laundry at a cute launderette recommended by Rick Steves; we threw our salty clothes into the machines and then crossed the street to sit on a bridge and have a drink while we waited. That’s one of those beautiful things about Europe… you can drink anything, anytime, anywhere.

We’re now back in our room enjoying Dalmatian prosciutto and cheese while we catch up on writing (me) and photo sharing (Rachel). Not sure yet what’s on the agenda tomorrow. We’re going through a bit of Hvar withdrawal, but Dubrovnik is wonderful, and we both felt really happy and relaxed as we walked around today.

It’s amazing that we’re only halfway through the trip!

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Croatia Day 6: Hvar

8:40 a.m., on the catamaran to Dubrovnik

Well, our time in Hvar has come to an end, and it’s been the stuff of great stories I shall be telling for years to come (though not necessarily here…). Hvar is essentially Croatia’s equivalent of Las Vegas, so what happens in Hvar stays in Hvar.

You know you’re in a party place when, while sitting on your backpack at the dock waiting for your boat, you find yourself in front of the club that you left mere hours before. The few young people who are actually up and about have a sluggish, bleary-eyed appearance; as we’ve discovered over the last three days, there’s absolutely no need to get up before 11:30. And let’s be clear: Rachel and I have not at any point been drunk or hungover; we’ve just embraced island time and its corresponding lifestyle.

We spent our last afternoon in Hvar not actually on Hvar but rather on one of the very small islands across the bay from Hvar town. Several of those islands have beaches (including several nudist ones, apparently!), so there’s no shortage of boats waiting in the marina to take you over for a mere 40 kunas (less than $7) round trip. We ended up on Mlini beach, home to precisely one restaurant and host of maybe 300 day trippers scattered over its pebbly coastline. We spread our towels over the stones just at the edge of the water so that the sea was gently lapping at our feet all afternoon. I rose to the challenge of surviving without my Kindle and instead studied my Croatian book for periodic 15-minute periods. I learned a few helpful pieces of grammar and a handful of phrases, several of which were useful to us about 12 hours later, as I will explain.

We grabbed a late lunch/early dinner of LAMB right before heading back to the main island, and it didn’t disappoint us – the lamb was deliciously and simply prepared and served straight off the bone. We wished that all of our family could have been there too!

Back on Hvar, we made our way as quickly as possible up the half-mile uphill path to our apartment and showered so that we could make it up to the top of the fortress overlooking the town before the sun set. It’s a good thing we’ve been doing a lot of uphill walking in the last week because the fort was no easy feat. It was 100% worth it though – we arrived at the top just as the sun had sunk, leaving behind a beautiful peachy glow that illuminated the landscape and surrounding islands in a way that made the natural beauty even more awe-inspiring. (When faced with incredible views like we’ve had in Croatia, I always wonder how anyone can doubt the existence of God.)

After taking LOTS of pictures, we took the much easier way down and had a light second supper at a lovely tapas place nestled into one of the narrow back streets, away from the main square. We drank local wine and shared Dalmatian prosciutto and a number of regional cheeses, all of which were delicious, while a guy played an acoustic guitar and softy sang along. Once again, we found ourselves in a very romantic situation! One day I’ll have to come back and do this with a man…

After dinner, we went straight for the crème de la crème of Hvar’s bars: Carpe Diem. (You might recall that two nights before we’d ended up at their island outpost with some Germans; last night we went to the original.) Carpe Diem has been on my radar for eight years, and it shows up all the time in travel coverage of Croatia. It is THE place to go on Hvar.

Now, last night we weren’t dressed up at all. I had already worn my designated Carpe Diem outfit on Monday, and we’d needed pretty simple clothes and shoes to make it up to the fort, so Rach and I showed up in a plain grey maxi dress and a $5 black dress from H&M. We also had crazy hair because of the wind up on the fort and minimal make-up on. But none of that ended up mattering.

We’d been sipping our drinks for maybe five minutes when two older Italian men came up to us and pretty much immediately invited us onto their yacht. Seriously! We’d been joking about how our goal should be to score an invitation to a yacht; we hadn’t thought it would be that easy. However, one of these guys was more wasted than anyone I’ve seen in a long time, and we were soon mostly engaged in keeping him from grabbing and kissing us (in a harmless way). Eventually even his brother got tired of this and took them both home.

We spent another 20 minutes or so at the bar surveying the crowd (we’d arrived just before it exploded) but finding no one of interest, so we moved to a different vantage point. We’d been standing on the stairs for about ten minutes, mostly watching groups get bottle service (which came with much ceremony, including flaming sparklers), when a guy came up to us and said “hi, would you like to come join our table? We need more girls!” We followed his pointing arm and realized their table was THE table, in a corner of the bar cordoned off not only by ropes but also screened in. This is where the celebrities (like Prince Harry and Beyoncé) who frequent Carpe Diem get bottle service. Needless to say, we went back with him.

After receiving wristbands identifying us as Carpe Diem VIPs(!), we sat down and received drinks poured from an obscenely large bottle of Belvedere vodka. This bottle was every bit of two feet tall and so heavy that you had to use both hands. We learned that their group was five Austrian investors who were all vacationing together on a yacht. We really only interacted with the two seated near us; one was really young (he said he was 25, but his boss told me he was actually 21) and the other was probably late 30’s or 40ish. The younger one monopolized us for a while, and the conversation was always very serious though energetic. I found it hilarious that he accused me of being very serious and analytical when he was the one who drove the conversation towards, for instance, a discussion of male vs. female psychology based on a book he’d recently read. (Sidenote: I am now learning what the standard reaction is to telling people you are a lawyer. They invariably either look mock scared, raise their eyebrows in uncertainty, or tell you you’re too analytical. Guess I’ve just gotta live with that now!)

Carpe Diem closes “early” (at 2:00), and when that time came around, we told them truthfully that we needed to get home and pack before our 8:30 boat to Dubrovnik, at which point they launched a full-on sales pitch trying to get us to come back to their yacht. (Yacht invitations count: 2.) for reasons that should be obvious, we turned them down and thanked them for the invitation. It was all a bit weird, but ultimately I’m proud that these guys found us intelligent and interesting – always nice to see those traits admired in women.

Rachel and I made what we thought would be our last trek up the hill but discovered upon arrival that the keys had fallen out of Rachel’s wallet. We tried in vain to get our landlady to answer her phone or hear the doorbell, so we eventually figured we might as well try to retrace our steps. We walked all the way back to Carpe Diem, passing lots of struggling drunk people, and thanks to an intervention from Saint Anthony, were able to recover our keys there.

At this point we were anxious to be home and too tired to do the hill again, so we grabbed a taxi to take us home. The driver spoke no English, so I got to test my Croatian, with success! I managed to point out where we were going by piecing together “here”, “right,” “wait,” and “how much?” Simple but got the job done!

So we finally went to bed around 5:15 and had to get up at 7:30 to get on the boat. Hvar has been an absolute blast, and I truly think that anything can and does happen there. We are happy, however, to leave the party island and be back on more normal turf. We’re presently sitting on our terrace enjoying a jaw-dropping view of Dubrovnik.

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